JOKES
One
day an employee came into work with both of his ears
bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and
I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?"
"They called back!"
A 25 year old Christian mother beat his 5-year-old son. The boy cried continuously for about 5 minutes. Then all at once the boy stopped crying and called the mother. "Mum", the boy shouted, "Yes", Mum replied, "ISHINDWE", the boy answered.
A MAN was standing at a bus stop eating a burger and chips. Next to him stood an old lady with a little dog that got really excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. So the man asked the old lady: "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" She replied: "No, go ahead." So the man picked the dog and threw him over the wall.
A MAN was jailed for 25 years. After serving the jail term for 23 years, he was released for good behaviour. The Prison Officer when to inform him that he was free in the about 7.30 a.m. "John", the officer said you are a free man now and you can go home. "No", the man replied, "I cannot go home before I eating my lunch".
WHY
should you be careful when washing trainers?
Ans: They might run!
TWO eggs are in a pot of boiling water. One says to the other: "It's pretty mean of those humans, boiling us like this." The other replies: "Wait till you get outside - they smash your head in."
SHEPHERD'S Bush one of London Village in ancient times, the area which is now known as "the Bush" was haunt of shepherds. They would tender their sheep to the abundant bushes in the area while slaking their thirsts after a hard day's work. The descendants of the shepherds are still there, slaking their thirsts. The sheep have passed on.
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This shows how wonderful it is to be child
>> At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Mr. Goldblatt, the new
>> teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the
>> usual question period.
>>
>> "Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's
somethin'
>> I can't figger out."
>>
>> "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
>>
>> "Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel
>> crossed the Red Sea, right?"
>>
>> "Right."
>>
>> "An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"
>>
>> "Er--right."
>>
>> "An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
>>
>> "Again you're right."
>>
>> "An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the
>> Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of
>> Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"
>>
>> "All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt, "So, what's
>> your question?"
>>
>> "What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz
all
>> the grown-ups doin'
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