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"When the Tories were in power Thatcher started the destruction of the NHS. Mr. Hague demands the chance to finish the job." - Health Secretary Alan Milburn, campaigning.
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"I was out until 4 a.m. celebrating my wife's birthday. She was furious when I got back in the house." - Comedian Jack Dee, London.
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"Give me my flowers now when I can see and appreciate what you have done to me, but don't send me flowers when I am dead, for I shall not be able to know or appreciate you." - Dr./Rev. Timothy Njoya, PCEA Church, Nairobi.
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"I took over from the late Karimi as the Secretary General, it is a risky job which might cost you your life, but what to do, somebody has to be the secretary." - Wilson Njuku, Former Secretary General of RPP, KMDJ meeting, London.
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"Leaving my husband was lovely, a cleansing experience, but I need marriage..... I have always had a desire to feel that I'm owned." - Sarah Lancashire, BBC TV favourite on why she got engaged again.
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"When you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said." - Dr. Mike Murdock, American Preacher, KICC, London May 2001.
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"To tell the truth I am always impressed when I see people from East Africa singing and doing it so well for the Lord." - Pastor Isaac Kamweru, CCBC, London commenting after New Life Vocals, from Uganda.
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"Parliament must not allow itself to be treated like an ancient mistress now out of favour, bypassed, ignored, treated politely only for form's sake, and fobbed off with occasional treats." - Former UK Prime Minister John Major, now retiring as an MP
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"Even businessmen and savers with as little as Ksh.50,000 are being invited to lend money to the Kenya Government by buying these new instruments." - Daily Nation May 9, 2001 explaining how the government want to borrow to finance the budget deficit.
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"Don't keep on grabbing where you have enough and there is no need." - Eastwood Anaba, Fountain Gate Chapel, Ghana, preaching in CCBC, London.
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"I don't believe he's coming back because he feels sorry for what he has done, or anything like that. I can only think that he is coming back to die here." - Ron Leslie, one of Britain Great Train Robber, who helped the 71-year old Biggs escape from jail 35 years ago and escaped to Brazil. Biggs is back to finish his jail term in Britain after 35 years in Brazil.
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"Faith is being willing to believe God in an uncertain world. It is about how to live under day-by-day pressures." - Colin Dye, Senior Pastor of Kensington Temple, London.
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"You might know my present but you don't know my future, don't judge me for my future as for my future is in the hands of God." - Eastwood Anaba, Fountain Gate Chapel, Ghana, preaching in CCBC, London.
"Sarah wife of Abraham was beautiful, yes, she was as beautiful as my wife." - Pastor Peter Gathogo, Pentecostal International Ministries, Kawangware, Kenya, preaching in Voice of God Church, London - April 2001.
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"Football fields will be full again with Christians, this time not for football but for the word of God, singing and dancing for the Lord. Yes, I can see it come when all will be singing - 'all is well with the Lord'." - Rev. John - Leader of Vinesong, UK - preaching at CCBC, 22/04/01.
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"Nothing excites political passions in Kenya like saying 'President Moi is going to run for an extra term'." - Rev. Chris Ruto, Kenya Church Association Conference, London, April 2001.
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“Dignity is not one of the fruits of the Holy Spirit” - Reinhard BonnKe – preaching at KICC London – March 2001
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“United you prosper, divided you fall, the enemy is trying
to divide you – Ashindwe.” - Bishop Mark Kariuki of Deliverance Church, Nakuru Kenya – Preaching in London, March 2001in London.
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“Words have creative powers, if you say ‘oh my cancer’, Angels in heaven will say amen. When you open your mouth, speak a blessing and encourage others.”
- Rev. F. Sarpong – CCBC – London March 2001
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"The
greatest enemy of most of Kenyans is self. Whenever they are, government
ministers, civil servants, ordinary citizens, in Kenya or abroad, they are
extremely self-centred and that is the greatest enemy of their unity and
development ........." Rev. (K) name
withheld preaching in London, April 20001.
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“Don’t overlook yourself most of you here in London are more qualified than most of the MPs and Ministers we have back home.” - Mr. Ngethe, Chairman KMDJ, London.
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“In London majority of Pastors are heading ministries and not churches. A church reflects a corporate organization with a system whereby everybody is somebody, but a ministry is somehow centralized on individual and unless with much care it might be based on individual ‘s opinion.” – Observant Rev. London
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"If themes of year's drama festivals in Kenya were: AIDS, Drug abuse, Corruption, Under-age smoking, environmental conservation etc."then it shows that things has fallen apart - Rev. Chris Ruto, Kenya Church Association Conference, London, April 2001
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“Mature Christians ought not to judge the young Christians
neither to become a stumbling block to them.” - Rev. John Gichiri, VRCC – London
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"This country is a giant - the giant is asleep spiritually and the enemy knows well that he is asleep - keep praying for this country." - Rev. John - Leader of Vinesong, UK - preaching at CCBC, 22/04/01.
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“Words kill and words give life; Words carry evil or good
messages; The man who manages his tongue and words is said to be matured in all
areas; Words have brought kingdoms down; Judgment have been passed on the
basis of words.” - Rev. Matthew Ashimolowo, KICC London.
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“We are in the last days and it
has already been prophesied that many false teachers will arise and deceive
many. Clearly, the only way people will be deceived is by misinterpretation of
the scriptures. Our lack of knowledge may therefore, lead us to perish.”
- Rev.
Francis Sarpong CCBC, London.
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“Two things are becoming evident.
Police in Kenya are running out of control. They are not using their weapons to
protect the public. They are turning their guns on the public. Secondly, to
protect this insanity, police authorities are telling outright lies. They are
frequently being proved so in the courts of law.” – Daily Nation – April 1, 2001
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“Women can build or destroy their
husband’s dignity, for they are like TV Aerial that gathers information or
signals from every corner – it is good to be wise in order to protect the
husband’s respect.” - Rev. Elijah Kimani, Huduma Christian Ministries, London.
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“It has come to a stage in church
whereby some members of the
congregation wants the preaching they want but not the preaching they need. It is good for us preachers to discern the
signs of the times.” –- Rev. John Kimari, Apostolic Church, London.
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“Before you start to preach, you
must know who you are and whom you believe in and who men are to you.” – Rev.
Gatimu, Apostolic Church, London.
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“Encouragement is oxygen to the
soul.” –- Abrahm Lincoln
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“Your new day is beyond the
horizon. Enter into it! .” –- Dr. Paul Amuna, Senior Lecturer University of Greenwich,
London.
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“Since I was informed that I was
to preach today, I have been seeking God the whole week to give me what to say.
The whole week, nothing came forth. It
is until this morning that the Lord showed Himself in the 11th hour
and told me – Return to your First Love.” –- Evangelist Beth Kimani, Swahili
Service, CCBC, London.
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“Is there anybody in this
congregation who has got a good reason why I should not join together this two
as a man and wife?” (Some silence. . .
. . “If nobody has come forth, let no
man, no woman, no man-woman, no in-laws, no out-laws put asunder.” –- Rev. Francis
Sarpong – CCBC, London joining a marriage ceremony.
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“Most of the churches have fallen
because the pastors wears only one face.
You need the four faces of God in the church, the face of man
(intelligence), the face of ox (servanthood), the face of a lion (kingship) and
the face of an eagle (sovereignity).” – Rev. Gatimu, Apostolic Church, London.
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“Wee, tigana nanii, ndokire
gucharia uturo guku – mundu nietware.” –- Name withheld, a woman informing the
husband that they are no longer together.
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“I was driving our car for a visit
to California together with my wife. On
the main highway, we came past a MacDonald fast food restaurant. My wife
asked, “are you thirsty honey?!” “No?”
I said not noticing it was a trick question. Henceforth, my wife did not speak
to me again the whole journey. Little
did I know she wanted us to enter the MacDonald? Sometimes it is not easy to understand
women.” -- A Anabas, American Preacher.
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“Attempt something so big that if its bound to fail, God will
intervene.” – Pastor Isaac nicknamed Bonnke of IW Revival Church, London.
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“At times, you don’t have to take
people’s opinion of what you want to do.” – Rev.
F. Sarpong, CCBC, London.
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“When God blesses you nobody can tunya
you.” –
Misterseed.com - London
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“The journey of a thousand miles
begins with the first step.” – Chinese proverb
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“Your past may be important but it
is nothing as compared to your future.” – Mr. Francis B. Zotor, Researcher,
University of Greenwich.
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“Increase and broaden your vision
to get ready for the harvest, for the wealthy is coming back to the Christians
as the revival is on the way.” – Pastor Gaitara, Vision Gospel Church, Watford.
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“Change your positions and do
something you have not done before and you will see that God will transform you
into a new level in life.” – Rev. Francis Sarpong, CCBC, London.
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“Unfortunately, as I grew up, I
made friends with a rather unacceptable group of boys in school. I was
introduced to marijuana, cigarettes and alcohol. This made me rather aggressive
at times and I have often wondered why I started smoking and drinking at all.” – Dr. L. Tetteh, Inte. Evangelist,
PhD./Research Fellow, London.
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“Your unmade mind will unmake you.” – E. Stanley
Jones.
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“Nothing Elephant as they all come
from heaven cut cut.” Gutiri undu Njogu tondu ciumaga iguru iri ndinangie – Samuel Kamunya,
Njiiris High School, 1973.
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“Christ blessing is increase in my
life everyday. I am maximising my potential. I am reaching my target. I live
above average. God hates average and so do I. He has planted me by the rivers
of water so that everything I do is fruitful. Harvest meets harvest in my life.” – Rev. Matthew
Ashimolowo, Senior Pastor of KICC, London.
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“A prayerless seven days makes one
weak.” – Writer, D.
Marshall.
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“Be yourself – don’t wear a mask.” – Rev. Elijah Kimani
(Huduma Christian Ministries), London.
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“People who fear to take a risk go
nowhere.” – Rev. Francis Sarpong, CCBC, London.
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“Some people say that this country is Canaan. No! This country is
like Sodom and Gomorrah but if you live by the word of God, surely it will turn
out to be Canaan.” – Mrs. Misterseed.com, London.
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“Ithe wa Karanja, ona mahu no
seed? .” – Mrs. Kamau, West London.
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“Of what use am I on this world, my
life is only drinking and work. It is better when I am dead. I have no wife nor
child. My father died before he was 50 years, I don’t know whether I will go
that far.” – Dion-Shakespear, a frustrated British man.
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“For me I am a witness of Jesus Christ
– my sins have been washed by His blood – for me this all I know, other things
are not important to me.” – Mr. Stephen Kamau Kiarie, former Managing Director of
Olympic Airlines, Nairobi. Misterseed’s.friend.
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“I reject every negative image
that stands contrary to the ways of abundance.” – Rev. Matthew Ashimolowo, KICC,
London.
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“Never force yourself to prophesy
because certain prophesies still carry mysteries and we might not understand
all of it. Always seek the Holy Hpirit’s guidance in prophetic interpretation.” - Rev. Francis Sarpong, CCBC, London.
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“Get started on a project in your
life. Start building on your dreams. Resist those who would control and change
your personal goals. You decide the goals God intended for you and… Get going
today! .” – Dr. Mike Murdock – Writer/Preacher/Singer, Dallas, Texas, USA.
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“May I say that the truth you know
is the truth you can apply to your life situations and circumstances? The truth
you apply to your life situations and circumstances is the truth that can set
you free in those areas of ones life.” -
Rev. Simon Iheanacho, UK World Evangelism Trust, London.
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“I want to take this opportunity to introduce my daughter,
Eva. Beth Kimani, yes, she is my spiritual daughter, I have seen her grow from
strength to strength in spirit, and it is my joy to introduce her to you.” - Rev. Venessa – Swahili Service, CCBC,
London
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"We need to have status in this country in over to be able fight for our people back home." - Joe Mwai, Assistant Secretary General, KMDJ, London
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“My wife was impressed by the
shoulder scurf you bought for her there in London, in fact when she tried it,
she requested me to take her for an outing, something we used to do in the old
days” – Samuel N. Karanja, Kass Motors –
Nairobi, Kenya.
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“In Christianity, stewardship is
how a person handles what God has given to him. The Christian or believer, as
well as all he has belongs to God. We are therefore caretakers of everything we
are, have, and will be.” - Rev. Francis
Sarpong, CCBC, London.
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“Today is our Annual General Meeting. We are supposed to have our General Elections today, but having come from Kenya there is no opposition as usual, and for that matter everybody is elected unopposed.” – Samson Ochola, KMDJ, Vice-Chairman
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"Freedom without restriction is sin” – Rev. Peter Gatimu, Apostolic Church Nairobi, Preaching in London in April 2001.
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"We have to be reconciled in the name of change” – Manje Wairia - Treasurer, KMDJ, London.
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"Ona mwandora na maitho moru no ngumuruta nguha" (even if you look me with bad eyes I have to remove ticks from you) - Pastor Peter Gathogo, Pentecostal International Ministries, Kawangware, Kenya, preaching in Voice of God Church, London - April 2001.
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A breakthrough is 'an act or point of breaking through an obstruction or defensive line; an important advance in knowledge or achievement.' - Colin Dye, Senior Pastor of Kensington Temple, London.
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"People leave their emotional droppings whenever they go" - Dr. Mike Murdock, American Preacher, KICC, London May 2001.
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"The biggest victory is to conquer yourself and not to conquer your wife." - Rev. Asanti, Ghaha, preaching in CCBC, London.
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"I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know who holds tomorrow." - Pastor Kimani, Uthira Kenya, preaching in London.
"I have come out of the limitations of man." - Rev. Steve Mensah, Ghana, preaching in CCBC, London.
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"Our aim is one here and back home Kenya, to move forward to help the common man in a free and democratic country." – Manje Wairia - Treasurer, KMDJ, London.
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"We cannot be able to bring the whole Kenya here in UK but your activities and contributions would be a positive move to bring change in Kenya." - P.K. Njoroge, Organising Secretary, KMDJ, London.
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"It is not that I cannot be able to talk without reading, but I have a manner less mouth which I want to control it by reading from this paper." - Bw. Muhindi, Teacher/Writer, KMDJ, meeting London.
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